Extraterrestrial life is coming from Thailand and speak Staples

I was simply doing my thing in the Design Interactions lab, when symbols came out of the stapling machine…

thai staples

The stapling machine had a message to deliver to the world… I was in direct contact with extraterrestrial life, they were revealing me mysteries through the stapler, from outer space or maybe from a totally different space-time…???

But my classmate Dot (Nitipak Samsen), told me these letters existed on earth… WHAT?… Yes.

thai alien

So they can be only one reason to this : extraterrestrial life comes from Thailand and speak Staples. That’s the only explanation I can think of.

thai extraterrestial scripture

So I kept on stapling for a while until the messages got too intense for my human understanding..
So to sum up, according to Richard Hawking, to survive civilisation self-destruction we can either escape to space and inhabit an other planet, or go to Thailand.